how do I use this app
 

happy 3rd anniv @creepystalkerman cries omg??
 
k well bye

and yes as i'm sure all of you remember (jk) it is now my birthday.
this set is necessary bc for some reason @caput-draconis put my birthday present from her to me on here and also i always make a set stating it's my birthday it's tradition
so welp that's it it's my birthday i'm getting older by the day/hour/minute/second.
 
in case anyone is interested in my other half singing my happy birthday bc it's really hilarious:
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/fss/7d71a2089ba3c5f2a361aa30992363dc/Voice+Message.m4a
 
^____^
 
js leah is like my other half like she has all the awful qualities i didn't get and i have all the good qualities she doesn't have!!! i mean what
it's my birthday i can be mean to leah if i want to

so i make a set exactly like this every year and have since i first joined polyvore back in my wee little days almost five years ago, i believe. and, well, even though i don't really come on this site anymore (does anyone...? the newest set on my homepage that isn't a like is from five hours ago akdkajsd omg i remember when the newest set was always from five /seconds/ ago.) i have still been feeling the need to come make this set. so here it is.
 

 
AKDASJFALKFJAKFLJASDQALDASKFLAS
FGKASFDASKVGAGFKGEFIFVHUDFXIJODEFD
STUPID
SCHOOL
I HATE MY
LIFE
LAST WEEKEND
OF
FREEDOM
STAB ME
IN THE HEART
GOD
I
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
 

 
♥

hey there how r u i'm just fine okay cool that's nice goodbye
 

fyi http://baekhyeon.tumblr.com/ is where the party is at for all of you who follow me on here on a daily basis and message me omG
 
;~;

...i...
okay
why is the editor so bulky now omg
like idk it's pretty at first but once you play with items the info takes up so much space?? jesus christ
well
>__>
sideyein' u @polyvore

so with all the nostalgia that
leah
and
anna
and
wendy
have been passing around lately i've been feeling pretty weird and just refreshing my polyvore homepage all day idk y omg
I JUST EXPECT IT TO MAGICALLY COME ALIVE AGAIN
but it doesn't
tch
idk who cares IT DOESN'T MATTER
I WILL REFRESH THE PAGE ALL SUMMER
4 real tho what happened to this site it was the coolest thing and now my homepage is always dead did we all just leave at the same time
there's still a few of you tho so bonus points to you you make the world a happy place
 
wow rambling in this little box makes me happy omg
so nice and peaceful and familiar.
idk i don't ramble anymore i just nag to @caput-draconis and @sungjong all day idk
guys i don't mean to alarm you
but
i am the exact same as i was three months ago
literally
not a thing has changed
um wow 4 real sighs
school is so boring have i expressed that
and next year i have to deal with my brother all up in my grill omg
help
i need this year to end and the next one to never start plz
 
um in more exciting news have i told you guys i'm gonna to smtownla??? YAY! i get to see exo adajsdasd; and ofc my babies sj and unnirs and the kings and forever flawless f(x) and shinee and everything i love in one place YEEEES
okay someone please explain to me how my sister keeps convincing my mom to let us go all over the country to see smtown idgi
however it's like hitting six birds with one stone bc all my fav groups are under sm LMFAOOO
welp
hey guys remember that time i was luhan biased
that lasted two days lol txt it
 

 
cries into pillow bc school tomorrow
 

OKAY I TAKE BACK THE FAMILIAR THING THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND WHY AM I TALKING I FEEL SO DISTANT WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME
 
sighs bc i love @caput-draconis thank you for still being my wife even tho neither of us use polyvore you're the light of my world ok xoxo

you ppl continue to like my sets
bad contact me
stop
 

in other news my countdowns are moving slowly
20 days of school
21 days till smtownla
alllllright alllriight

hey
lo
sup
guys
omg
so
you know how i said i didn't feel the need to get on polyvore and this was ~goodbye
well
guess what
@caput-draconis is whiny and annoying and was talking about summer without polyvore this year and i just wanted to say that idea is TERRIFYING omg guys i haven't had a summer where i didn't spend the whole time messing with polyvore people since like....... idk omg since i joined polyvore which is probably around what four years now omg? because i joined summer of '08 if i'm correct. I'VE BEEN ON THIS SITE TOO LONG OH MY GOD
but yeah that's super depressing
where have all the people gone you'RE ALL GONE
well at least i'll always have my wife leah to nag at.
 
seriously though those of you who lurk on my sets (COUGH I SEE YOU GDI I CHECK THIS SOMETIMES I SEE YOU LIKE MY OLD SETS AND CONTACT ME FROM THEM I /SEE YOU/)
i'm judging you all
sooooooooooooo hard you don't understand.
 

 

sighs i've been gone too long i need to reclaim my title as the clipping queen tbh people have clipped over my nice organized items and nothing pisses me off more than seeing 'clipped by ____ !!' on a picture i clipped months ago!!!!!!!!!
i hope all of you who do that get run over by a steamroller
 
that is all.
{:
 
ALSO
OMFG
CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS OH MY GOD
omfg who was it who i was talking to about exo and they called kai and tao angels omg WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT I NEED TO KNOW
/they're demons/
ACTUAL DEMONS
gdi i love exo
chokes to death on my love for them tbh
 

 
btw happy easter may jesus be with u and stuff

my never-ending love for @caput-draconis has ended

i haven't been on in almost a month lololol (not counting the publishing of leah's birhtday set (which i only posted on here bc of tradition) or that mess my sister posted with lay omfg)
and
the best part
is
that i have no wish to be on here
like ever
idk
like
the other day i was like "hmm what's a site i haven't been on in a while i should check it"
and polyvore didn't come to my mind
i checked like weheartit or smth i'm seriOUS
no rly guys
guy
s
i have literally nothing to say anymore
and my whole polyvore is just me ranting about my feelings?!!!?!?!
SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO POST
am i actually supposed to be creative i mean??!
u ppl only follow me bc i make witty remarks and rant about how much i hate every1 rite
 
lol okay i'm just being obnoxious now
but seriously guys this is really depressing
i have.. no need to be on polyvore..
after nearly four years i'm officially calling it quits i guess??? (º~º )
guys can we just stop for a minute and laugh really hard because i've been writing giant rants about how much i hate everything that usually exceed 3,000 words for four years.
multiple 3,000 by 350 (bc sometimes i write more/less so just to even things out)
now multiple that by four
4,200,000
does anyone see a problem with that
here's a shout out to all you whores who have actually read one of my rants all the way through at some point or another
i love you guys
i know you don't love me as much bc i choose to just bash everything on the planet but just remember that i don't actually hate most of the stuff i bash
i mean, i bash suju like no other and they are my favorite people on the planet
so let's be serious
 

LMFAO
anyway
guys this is actually really sad. ;~;
maybe i'll have something to say again.. at some point..
welp it's not like polyvore isn't dead anyway
my feed is like the same six or seven people posting like two or three sets a day on average siGHS
i'm on spring break, too.
this time two years ago sydney gabi and i were writing gossip cat and i was staying up till five AM eating ice cream
....my life has gone down hill omfg